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假如我是一名海盗 英语作文 90-100 words 20分钟内回答

歌曲：잔소리（唠叨）

歌手：IU & 瑟雍(of 2AM)。

수록앨범 잔소리

발매정보 로엔엔터테인먼트, 2010.06.03 。

늦게 다니지 좀 마 술은 멀리 좀 해봐 열 살짜리 애처럼 말을 안 듣니 。

neuj'ge' da'ni'ji' jom' ma' sul'eun' meol'ri' jom' hae'bwa' yeol' sal'jja'ri' ae'ceo'reom' mal'eul' an' deud'ni' 。

不要太晚去上班，离酒精远一点，就像是十岁的孩子般，听不懂我说的话吗。

정말 웃음만 나와 누가 누굴 보고 아이라 하는지 정말 웃음만 나와。

jeong'mal' us'eum'man' na'wa' nu'ga' nu'gul' bo'go' a'i'ra' ha'neun'ji' jeong'mal' us'eum'man' na'wa'。

真的只能苦笑，谁听来都像是在孩子说话，真的我只能苦笑。

싫은 얘기 하게 되는 내 맘을 몰라。

silh'eun' yae'gi' ha'ge' doe'neun' nae' mam'eul' mol'ra'。

你不懂，为什么我要说这样让你讨厌的话。

좋은 얘기만 나누고 싶은 내 맘을 몰라。

joh'eun' yae'gi'man' na'nu'go' sip'eun' nae' mam'eul' mol'ra'。

你也不懂，我真正想要告诉你的话。

그만할까? 그만하자

geu'man'hal'gga'? geu'man'ha'ja'。

就这样算了吗？ 就这样算了吧

하나부터 열까지 다 널 위한 소리 내 말 듣지 않는 너에게는 뻔한 잔소리。

ha'na'bu'teo' yeol'gga'ji' da' neol' wi'han' so'ri' nae' mal' deud'ji' anh'neun' neo'e'ge'neun' bbeon'han' jan'so'ri'。

从一到十，一句一句都是为你好才说的话，对不想听的你而言，却只是唠叨。

그만하자 그만 하자 사랑하기만 해도 시간 없는데。

geu'man'ha'ja' geu'man' ha'ja' sa'rang'ha'gi'man' hae'do' si'gan' eobs'neun'de'。

就这样吧，就这样算了吧，我们所剩的时间就算只是相爱也不够啊。

머리 아닌 가슴으로 하는 이야기 니가 싫다 해도 안 할 수가 없는 이야기。

meo'ri' a'nin' ga'seum'eu'ro' ha'neun' i'ya'gi' ni'ga' silh'da' hae'do' an' hal' su'ga' eobs'neun' i'ya'gi'。

是打从心底想说的话，就算你不想听，却还是不得不说的话。

그만하자 그만하자 너의 잔소리만 들려。

geu'man'ha'ja' geu'man'ha'ja' neo'yi' jan'so'ri'man' deul'ryeo'。

就这样吧，就这样算了吧 我却只听见了你的唠叨。

밥은 제 때 먹는지 여잔 멀리 하는지 온 종일을 네 옆에 있고 싶은데。

bab'eun' je' ddae' meog'neun'ji' yeo'jan' meol'ri' ha'neun'ji' on' jong'il'eul' ne' yeop'e' iss'go' sip'eun'de'。

有没有按时吃饭？有没有和别的女人保持距离？想一整天都在你身旁的我。

내가 그 맘인거야 주머니 속에 널 넣고 다니면 정말 행복할 텐데。

nae'ga' geu' mam'in'geo'ya' ju'meo'ni' sog'e' neol' neoh'go' da'ni'myeon' jeong'mal' haeng'bog'hal' ten'de'。

却总是力不从心的我，如果能把你放在口袋里带走，我一定会很幸福。

둘이 아니면 안되는 우리 이야기。

dul'i' a'ni'myeon' an'doe'neun' u'ri' i'ya'gi'。

一定会成为一对的我们的故事

누가 듣는다면 놀려대고 웃을 이야기。

nu'ga' deud'neun'da'myeon' nol'ryeo'dae'go' us'eul' i'ya'gi'。

不论是谁听来都会惊讶和微笑的对话。

그만할까? 그만하자

geu'man'hal'gga'? geu'man'ha'ja'。

就这样算了吗？ 就这样算了吧

하나부터 열까지 다 널 위한 소리 내 말 듣지 않는 너에게는 뻔한 잔소리。

ha'na'bu'teo' yeol'gga'ji' da' neol' wi'han' so'ri' nae' mal' deud'ji' anh'neun' neo'e'ge'neun' bbeon'han' jan'so'ri'。

从一到十，一句一句都是为你好才说的话，对不想听的你而言，却只是唠叨。

그만하자 그만하자 사랑하기만 해도 시간 없는데。

geu'man'ha'ja' geu'man'ha'ja' sa'rang'ha'gi'man' hae'do' si'gan' eobs'neun'de'。

就这样吧，就这样算了吧，我们所剩的时间就算只是相爱也不够啊。

머리 아닌 가슴으로 하는 이야기 니가 싫다 해도 안 할 수가 없는 이야기。

meo'ri' a'nin' ga'seum'eu'ro' ha'neun' i'ya'gi' ni'ga' silh'da' hae'do' an' hal' su'ga' eobs'neun' i'ya'gi'。

是打从心底想说的话，就算你不想听，却还是不得不说的话。

그만하자 그만하자 나의 잔소리가 들려。

geu'man'ha'ja' geu'man'ha'ja' na'yi' jan'so'ri'ga' deul'ryeo'。

就这样吧，就这样算了吧 我却只听见了你的唠叨。

눈에 힘을 주고 겁을 줘봐도。

nun'e' eul' ju'go' geob'eul' jweo'bwa'do'。

你的眼神能够带给我力量，偶尔也会让我恐惧。

내겐 그저 귀여운 얼굴

nae'gen' geu'jeo' gwi'yeo'un' eol'gul'。

但对我来说你可爱的脸庞

이럴래 자꾸(자꾸 너) 더는 못 참고(참고 나) 정말 화낼지 몰라(넌 몰라)。

i'reol'rae' ja'ggu'(ja'ggu' neo') deo'neun' mos' cam'go'(cam'go' na') jeong'mal' hwa'nael'ji' mol'ra'(neon' mol'ra')。

却总是（你总是）让我无法忍耐（忍耐的我）也许我真的会生气（我不知道）

사랑하다 말거라면 안 할 이야기 누구보다 너를 생각하는 마음의 소리。

sa'rang'ha'da' mal'geo'ra'myeon' an' hal' i'ya'gi' nu'gu'bo'da' neo'reul' saeng'gag'ha'neun' ma'eum'yi' so'ri'。

如果不是因为爱你就不会说的话，总是比谁都更在乎你的我说的话。

화가 나도 소리 쳐도 너의 잔소리마저 난 달콤한데。

hwa'ga' na'do' so'ri' cyeo'do' neo'yi' jan'so'ri'ma'jeo' nan' dal'kom'han'de'。

就算我会生气，会拉高音量，你的唠叨对我来说都是甜蜜的话。

사랑해야 할 수 있는 그런 이야기 내 말 듣지 않는 너에게는 뻔한 잔소리。

sa'rang'hae'ya' hal' su' iss'neun' geu'reon' i'ya'gi' nae' mal' deud'ji' anh'neun' neo'e'ge'neun' bbeon'han' jan'so'ri'。

因为爱你才会说的话，这样的话，对不想听的你而言，却只是唠叨。

그만하자 그만하자 이런 내 맘을 믿어줘 。

geu'man'ha'ja' geu'man'ha'ja' i'reon' nae' mam'eul' mid'eo'jweo' 。

就这样吧，就这样算了吧，请相信我的心。

希望满意

英语电影观后感100字（以下十选八）

I want to feel at home wherever one goes。

The sun rises in the morning is my family。

Night is my remaining rays warm bedroom。

I want to paint the boat sea blue。

I want to sail painted sky blue。

In this way

No matter where to go, who are not my。

If I met a power boat。

I will majestic-looking said:"。

Brothers, Chong ah!"。

If meet the weak ship。

I'll be courteous and accessible to say:"。

Please put your hometown story to tell."。

If I were a pirate。

I want to travel around the world。

Look at that beautiful Aurora。

Also see the lovely clumsy little penguin。

If I were a pirate。

I go back all the dangerous place。

To have a look at Loch Ness, there are really no monster。

The mysterious caves are a treasure。

If I were a pirate。

I will rob the bad money。

And give the money to the poor。

I like to watch the children smile。

If I were a pirate。

I will do what I want to do。

No job no nagging not growing pains。

Facing the sea want to hit a few gun hit several gun。

If I were a pirate。

I was a good little pirate。

I am happy, I am free, I'm happy。

I really want to be a pirate。

中文译文

我要四海为家

早上升起的朝阳是我的家人

晚上剩余的霞光是我温暖的卧室

我要把船涂成海蓝色的

我要把帆涂成天蓝色的

这样的话

不管去哪里，谁都发现不了我

如果我碰到了强国的船

我会威风凛凛的说：“

兄弟们，冲啊！”

如果碰见弱国的船

我就和蔼可亲的说：“

请把你们家乡的故事讲一讲。”

假如我是海盗

我要环游世界

看一看那美丽的极光

还看一看那可爱笨拙的小企鹅

假如我是海盗

我回去一切危险的地方

去看看尼斯湖，真的有没有水怪

神秘的洞穴是否有财宝

假如我是海盗

我会去抢那些坏人的钱

然后把钱分给穷人

我喜欢看孩子们的微笑

假如我是海盗

我会做自己想做的事情

没有作业没有唠叨没有成长的烦恼。

对着大海想打几炮就打几炮

假如我是海盗

我是一个善良的小海盗

我快乐，我自由，我幸福

我真的想当海盗

高分求——英语笑话！！

飞屋环游记的

What can I say about Pixar? Amazing?? Perfect?? Got to see this at the Cannes Film Festival in France (went on a trip with my family) and Pixar gives us another instant classic: Up.。

The movie focuses on 78-year old man Carl Fredrickson's (voiced by Edward Asner) life who always had a dream of going on a journey to South American to see the wilds of it. He buys thousands of balloons just to attach it to his house to float up in the sky. So, he starts with his journey up in the sky in his house with balloons attached to it. Suddenly, he's not alone and somebody's at the door while flying, it's a boy scout kid named Russell. He invites the boy with him on his journey to South America.。

Just brilliant and simple story-telling, beautiful visuals as usual with Pixar, awesome voice work, funny and smart dialogue, beautiful score once again by Michael Giacchino & very, very enjoyable characters. Speaking of characters, the highlight of the film: Dug the Dog. A sort of "robot" dog that will have you have you in a lot of stitches each scene that dog is in and that was the case with me. Simply, one of the funniest characters Pixar ever made. Pete Doctor, one of the four Pixar directors (John Lassester, Andrew Stanton, Brad Bird) who directed Monster's Inc (2001) needs and should get nominated for his clever, genius and smart directing of this but if Stanton didn't get the nods for (Finding Nemo and WALL-E) and Bird for (The Incredibles & Ratatouille) which they should of been, then the Oscars are making another HUGE mistake for not nominating this guy for this movie.。

Up is the funniest Pixar movie, funnier than the Toy Story movies, A Bug's Life & Finding Nemo which were the funniest, in my opinion. The movie is not just hilarious, it's emotional and sad at times. Like WALL-E, it focuses on the character feelings but not as magical as WALL-E. Still, Up is full of emotional, fun and hilarious proportions. Your in for a BIG ride in this!!。

冰河世纪

"Ice" the set begins with a bird veteran "Cock wire" squirrel Scrat caused by the mainland split, then began a mammoth Manny, saber-toothed tiger Diego, sloth Sid iron triangle and their kind are The family set adventure funny journey ...。

Cock wire squirrel photographed much, but it will be earth-shattering, full of a "engage in engage in the array" guy, its motive is pure, nothing more than just pine cones, never thought of the enormous impact of their behavior, resulting in serious consequences, However when we disdain its behavior practices, and its specificity, adhere to the unremitting down that we can learn, as long as we see this as a family, to society, will naturally have achieved very good results.。

Mammoth Manny, a big but cautious, loved his family, great play, her daughter, strict management and strict teaching: going out can not go beyond a certain range, is not free to make friends, especially the kind friends of the opposite sex, began her daughter did not understand, then after the ordeal, her daughter understand come to understand that blood is thicker than water and what is true friendship, friends, Manny is also modifications for a sterile woman thinking, in reality, the relationship of parents and children how to handle I think targeted, like father Manny and his daughter may give us much inspiration.。

Saber-toothed tiger Diego, ferocious despot, the face of pirates led by the nagging wear lip monkeys, without fear that without fear, daring Hendou; However, the White Tiger Girl, second in command of piracy burnouts pitted after Heart unfortunately, gentle side that accentuates, is described as "the hero becomes a prisoner", the white tiger crush abandoned dark from the next;。

Sloth Sid is, indeed, everyone dubbed "the most stupid and useless" in the name, has been abandoned by their families, but it is very simple and optimistic, gregarious and live comfortably, precisely the most useless key moment will be useful, Most of us are pushovers and do their own is their home, that is, to make contributions to society;。

Finally, the ultra-sprouting Sid grandmother, because the old, the same as abandoned by their families, dependencies, and Sid (Sid will not abandon their grandmother), the elderly, had happened, even if the inconstancy of human relationships, but the mentality of super- step down when the cover I play: actually the whales when the pet (take a look at, you would dare to raise, only my super Meng grandmother), and finally also done a great save everyone, the elderly, there are many place in the play of their heat ... to support his caring for the elderly。

阿甘正传

To be honest, I've never seen anyone like Forrest Gump in a movie before.Forrest Gump who is unfortunately to be born with a lower IQ and the muscle problem, usually, people always think this kind of person can't be successful in doing anything. But, instead, this unlucky man has achieved lots of incredible success, he is a football star, a war hero, and later a millionaire!。

Forrest Gump not only shares his innocence and purity with others, ,he also manages to retain that innocence through some very difficult times. I love Forrest that he doesn't lose his purity through the movie, or maybe he just can't ,but either way, this shows us don't need to be evil or really intelligent to be recognised or successful. 。

It is just a movie, so maybe it doesn't work like that in reality.A simply means is that the acting and story of this film got a high level like the real . And in my definition that's what a good movie should be able to do.。

忠犬八公

I watched Hachiko: A Dog’s Story days ago, eyes filling with tear. It’s really a fantasticly moving film.。

The plot went as: A college professor (Richard Gere) took in an abandoned dog and they formed an unbreakable bond. The dog arrived daily at the correct time at the station, to meet his owner. After the professor died while away from home, the dog kept vigil waiting for his master for nearly a decade.。

To wait for your love for a decade, which contains almost the whole life-time of Hachi, it’s an incredible dedication that we human beings never has. This is why the film strikes us a lot.。

No one has the ability to show his love to only one person during his whole life, let alone make friends with only one people; have the food that never changes year by year; do the same damn thing without complaining and conciousness of exhaustion. We can’t! However, what we could learn from Hachi is that we should never forget the one we once loved.。

A detail in the movie catches my eyes. One day when professor was on his way to school, Hachi fetched the tennis ball as he was taught years ago. But during the last several years, he never did like that, because to fetch a ball in this way is not his instinct. Why Hachi did so? He wants to entertain his master for more palatable food, for a hug? I’m afraid not.。

Research and statistics prove that pets are more sensitive in human’s potantial deseases than us do. Hachi fetched that ball because he knew that his master is going to die because of his heart desease. It’s his only way to hold him back.。

Hachi has been waiting in the weeds, waiting for his only fellow to walk him home. His hope has been floating in the breeze, carrying his loneliness and misery all above the ground. Maybe professor knows, but he could never come back.。

冰雪公主

I watched a film in computer, the film is named <Ice Princess>. 。

Although this is a typical commercial film, but deeply touched my heart. Only sticking to dream can we realize to it. I remember when cancy gave up Harvard, she and her mother have such a conversation: 。

Mother: Cancy, you can't do this, you are giving up your dream! 。

Cancy: No, mom, I'm giving up your dream! 。

See here, I understand why this movie will have so much resonance. I feel like Cancy, the parent holding her give up her's dream, but never thought about whether her wants. I admire Cancy, when she faces her mother love things, but she doesn’t like to it, she has the courage to refuse it. A dream for many people, the word may indeed just a dream, only to survive in the heart, never thought I could go for, only too much because they can not cast aside, after the failure of total fear nothing. Indeed, the cruel reality can really frustrate a person's enthusiasm. Yes, I still want to give it ago, the same as Cancy.。

The film also does make my mind suddenly had a big change, I began to call upon their past, are beginning to understand the way the future. It must be my own. The need to pursue the dream of the cost, I must learn to give up a lot of other things. Thinking many times, each time hit my heart. Touched me the most is that race credits Cancy, the mother arrived at the scene that period. I think, no more than the support of parents had more power to you.Thus we should be respect our parents and persuade them support our dream, then we feel very happy.。

would什么意思？

Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" 。

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. 。

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" 。

"She is the one who sells the candy." 。

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”

“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”

“她是个卖糖果的。”

Nest and Hair

My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom. 。

"What kind of bird?" my sister asked. 。

"I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child. 。

"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her . 。

"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. " 。

Notes:

(1) inform v.告诉 。

(2) nest n.窝；巢 。

(3) description n.描述 。

(4) encourage v.鼓励 。

(5) resemble v. 相似；类似 。

18.鸟窝与头发

我姐姐是一位小学老师。一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外 的树上垒了个窝。

“是什么鸟呢？”我姐姐问她。

“我没看到鸟儿，老师，只看到鸟窝。”那孩子回答说。

“那么，你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗？”我姐姐鼓励她道。

“哦，老师，就像你的头发一样。”

I've Just Bitten My Tongue 。

"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother. 。

"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?" 。

"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! " 。

Notes:

(1) poisonous adj.有毒的 。

(2) Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因为我刚咬了自己的舌头。 句中 Cause 是 Because 的缩略形式。

我刚咬破自己的舌头

“我们有毒吗？”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。

“是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么？”

“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”

A Woman Who Fell 。

It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?" 。

摔倒的女人

上下班高峰期，我匆匆奔向纽约豪华中心站去赶一趟火车。接近门口，一位肥胖的中年妇女从后面冲过来，没想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了脚，仰面滑倒了。她的惯性使她接近了我的脚。我正准备扶她，她却自己爬了起来。她镇定了一下，对我挤了一下眉，说道：“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗？”

英语笑话（一）

Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? 。

A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 。

猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧？

Q: How can you most irritate a farmer? 。

A: By treading on his corn? 。

如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”，也有“鸡眼”的意思。

Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world? 。

A: The snail. It carries its house on its back. 。

因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子，所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。你说呢？

Q: What do people do in a clock factory? 。

A: They make faces all day. 。

一看到make faces这个短语，你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀！因为除了这个意思以外，它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面。

Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep? 。

A: Keep him awake. 。

怎样才能不让梦游者（sleepwalker）梦游（walk in his sleep）呢？最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉。虽然这不是治疗方法，但如果让梦游者醒着呢，他的确就不会去梦游了。

英语笑话（二）

He is really somebody 。

-- My uncle has 1000 men under him. 。

-- He is really somebody. What does he do? 。

-- A maintenance man in a cemetery. 。

他真是一个大人物

-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。

-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？

-- 墓地守墓人。

英语笑话（三）

Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience. 。

At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America." 。

它们是从美国直接带来的

一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。

这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。”

英语笑话（四）my little dog can't read 。

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! 。

Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! 。

Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 。

我的狗不识字

布朗夫人：哦，

亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！

史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！

布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”

英语笑话（五）Bring me the winner 。

-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. 。

-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. 。

-- Well, bring me the winner then. 。

给我那个打赢的吧

-- 服务员，

这个龙虾只有一只爪。

-- 对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。

-- 哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧。

英语笑话（六）The mean man's party. 。

The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot." 。

"Why use my elbow and foot?" 。

"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?" 。

吝啬鬼请客

一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。”

“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？”

“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧？”吝啬鬼回答。

英语笑话（七）Advice for "Kid" 。

A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,"Get the kid." 。

忠告“年轻者”

这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。如果你只有65岁的话，

千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西，抬东西或者装东西时，他们就叫喊，“让小的干吧。”

英语笑话（八）Which woman? 。

One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall. 。

On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield." 。

My husband looked up and said, "Mom's here?" 。

哪一位女人？

一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物，回来后发现车身沾满灰尘，于是擦洗了一阵。当我终于走进屋里时大声喊：“世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃。”

我丈夫抬头看了看，说：“妈妈来了？”

英语笑话（九）The doctor lives downstairs 。

"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me." 。

He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs." 。

医生住在楼下

“医生”她冲进屋后大声说道。

“我想让你坦率地说我到底得了什么病。”

他从头到脚打量打量她，然后大声说：“太太，我有三件事要对你说。第一，您的体重需要减少大约50磅；第二，如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口红，您的美貌将会改变。第三，我是一位画家——医生住在楼下。”

英语笑话（十）One Engine Left 。

A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a r esult." 。

Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks. We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late." 。

At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete's sake," he shouted, "If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night!" 。

只剩一个引擎

一架747客机正在跨越大西洋时，喇叭里传来了机长的声音：“旅客们请注意，我们的四个引擎中有一个丢失了。但剩下的三个引擎会把我们带到伦敦的。只是我们要因此晚到一小时 。” 过了一会儿，旅客们又听到机长的声音：“各位，你们猜怎么啦？我们刚又掉了第三个引擎。但请你们相信好了。只有一个引擎我们也能飞，但要晚三个小时了。” 正在这时，一位乘客非常气愤地说：“看在上帝的份上，如果我们再掉一个引擎，我们就要整夜都要呆在天上了。”

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Logic Reasoning 逻辑推理 。

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic. 。

"Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yellin 。

g for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows that he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?" 。

A girl raised her hand and asked, "to draw out all of his savings?" 。

逻辑推理

小学四年级的教师正在给学生们上一堂逻辑课。她举了这么一个例子：“有这样一种情况，一个男人在河中心的船上钓鱼，突然失去重心掉进了水里。于是他开始挣扎并喊救命。他的妻子听到了他的喊声，知道他并不会游泳，所以她就急忙跑向河岸。谁能告诉我这是为什么？” 一个女生举手答道，“是不是去取他的存款？”

[注]bank在英语中除了我们平时很熟悉的“银行”之外，还有“河岸”的意思。

Have You Ceased Beating Your Wife？你停止打你老婆了吗? 。

This story is told of a browbeating counsel，who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent‘s witnesses． 。

One witness rather tended to preface his replies with lengthy explanations． 。

“I want‘yes’or‘no，’”thundered counsel．“There is no need for you to argue the point！”

“But there are some questions which cannot be answered by‘yes’or‘no，’”mildly responded the witness． 。

“There are not！” snapped the lawyer． 。

“Oh，” said the witness，“answer this then：“Have you ceased beating your wife？”

这个故事讲的是一个咄咄逼人的辩护律师，他惯于尽量去恐吓对方的证人。

有一个证人有点倾向于在回答问题之前做冗长的解释。

“我要你回答‘是’或者‘不是’，”辩护律师怒喝道： “你没有必要就这个问题进行争论。”

“可是有些问题无法用‘是’或者‘不是’来回答。”这位证人温和地回敬他。

“不存在这样的问题！”律师厉声打断他。

“噢，”证人说：“那么请你回答这个问题：“你停止打你老婆了吗？”

Two Birds

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? 。

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. 。

Teacher: Please tell us. 。

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. 。

两只鸟

老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？

学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

老师：请说说看。

学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?" 。

"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl. 。

鱼网

"你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？" 老师发问道。

"把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。" 小女孩回答道。

昨天夜里我爸妈表演“混合双打”

Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles，boys？

体育老师：孩子们，你们见过男女混合双打吗？

Nick: Yes，sir. Quite of ten. I saw it even last night. 。

尼克：见过，老师，经常见。就在昨天夜里我还见过呢！

Teacher: Please tell us some thing about it. 。

老师：那你给大家讲讲当时的情形吧。

Nick: Oh，sorry，sir. My father always says, "Domestic shame should not be published.”

尼克：啊，对不起，老师。我爸爸常说:“家丑不可外扬。”( 。

1．we two who and who？

咱俩谁跟谁阿

2．how are you ? how old are you? 。

怎么是你，怎么老是你？

3．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！

你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

4．as far as you go to die 。

有多远，死多远！！！！

5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 。

有事起奏，无事退朝

6．you me you me 。

彼此彼此

7．You Give Me Stop!! 。

你给我站住！

8．know is know noknow is noknow 。

知之为知之，不知为不知…

9．WATCH SISTER 。

表妹

10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

11.．I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 。

给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 。

12．one car comeone car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 。

(车祸现场描述 )

13．heart flower angry open 。

心花怒放

14．go past no mistake past 。

走过路过，不要错过

15．小明：I am sorry! 。

老外：I am sorry too! 。

小明：I am sorry three! 。

老外：What are you sorry for? 。

小明：I am sorry five! 。

16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I haveone! 。

要钱没有，要命一条

17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 。

我叫李老大，今年25。

18．you have two down son 。

你有两下子。

19.好好学习，天天向上：

good good study,day day up! 。

20.people mountain people sea! 。

人山人海。

微信转账一天限额多少？

would

v.

aux. (will 的过去式)。

[表示过去将来时, 用于第二、三人称](第一人称英国用 should, 美国用 would) 将, 会。

扩展资料

would（Britain）：[wud] would（US）：[wud]，在陈述语气中，表示过去将来时，表示有意识的行动或意志，常用于间接引语中）将；要；偏要；愿；

(would like to do sth) 想做某事。

参考资料：百度百科-would。

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