中文翻译英语搞笑段子

求英语小段子(故事和笑话都行,越短越好,最好带上中文翻译。)

1、在网络上经常会出现一种搞笑的中文式英语，它们不是正确的英语，而中文含义仅仅是按照一个单词一个单词来翻译的，该梗就是其中之一：you see see you（你看看你）。you see see you的完整段子为：you see see you one day day（你看看你一天天），just only eat eat eat（只知道吃吃吃），...

中式英语闹出的笑话段子

Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in t

求一篇英语脱口秀段子 短的 带翻译 跪求 给分

雇主：how much do you want a month? 你一个月要多少钱?保姆：800 yuan,eat you,sleep you. 800块，吃你的，住你的。问题来了，那么管吃管住怎么说?场景二：有个朋友来加拿大第一次去吃牛排，服务员问:“How would you like your steak done?”(您的牛排要几分熟?)我朋友没听懂，就听别...

求一些搞笑的英文小段子

you are my sunshine 你是我的阳光 the other night dear,as i lay sleeping,亲爱的,一天晚上我正在躺着睡觉 i dreamt i held you in my arms,我梦见你在我的臂弯 when i awoke dear,i was mistaken,当我醒来的时候,我亲爱的.我发现我是错误的 and i hung my head and i cried!我垂下我...

求几个英文幽默段子(要中文翻译,最好是发生在我们身边的事)_百度知 ...

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