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英语笑话带翻译

1.Today i take the bus to the park. Some people are waiting for the bus at the bus stop. When a young girl comes, everybody looks at her.She is very shy. I don't know her name, but I think I have met her before. Suddenly,she turns to me and says: "It's You. Remember me? I'm your new classmate.I'm Mary". Oh my God. she is really my new friend.。

2.Our country is China .China is very big .It has more than 1.3billion people .In China we speak Chinese .Beijing is the capital city of our country .The palace museum in Beijing is very old and beautiful .Tian’an men square in Beijing is very famous .China ’s flag is red .It has five yellow stars .China looks like a cook on a map . 。

China is so great .I love China ----our country !。

3.My father is very busy every day .He usually gets up early and goes to work on foot .He likes walking to work ,because it is good for his health .My father ofter works until midnight .When he comes bake home ,he feels very tired .He likes reading books .His favourite book is story book .He likes cooking too ,and he is good at it .He sometimes cooks delicious food for my mother and me.。

4.Today I talk about my father .My father’s name is Xie Weigang .He is 35 years old .He is tall and thin .He is 1.76metres tall .He likes playing volleyball .He is a lead of the volleyball team . 。

My father likes going into Internet and QQ .He uses computer every day .He often uses computer until 12 in the evening . 。

My father takes care of me .He often listens my English . 。

I like my father ! 。

Do you know my father ? 。

5.I have a cat . It is a lovely cat . Her name is Dongdong .Her fur is black an d white . She is my best friend . I like her very much . I often tell stories to her . I think she can understand me.Because she jumps up with the joy when I tell her stories . 。

In my family, there are three people, which is my mother, my father and I. My mother likes cooking, and my father likes reading. We are very happy, and play together a lot. My mother always looks after me, and so does my father. I love my parents!。

OK了吗？

shout过去式是什么

1、周而复始

老王在树下休息，老李走过来对他说：“嗨，为什么不去上山砍柴？” 老王说：“砍柴干什么？” 老李说：“好卖钱啊。卖到钱就可以买驴，再沿家挨户卖柴。挣了钱就再 买卡车，然后买木厂卖木   器，再买更多的卡车，那样就可以发大财了。” 老王问：“发了财干什么？” 老李答：“发了财就可   以逍遥自在地享清福嘛。” 老王说：“那你以为我现在在干什么？”

1, round and round。

Lao wang rested under the tree, Lao li came up and said, "hey, why not go up the hill cutting wood?" Pharaoh said: "cut wood stem what?" Lao li said: "good money! Sold into money can buy a donkey, then along home door-to-door selling wood. Zheng money will buy trucks, and then buy wood factory sells wooden ware, buy more trucks, so that you can be really rich." The old king: "fortune"? Lao li answer: "fortune can be to free and unfettered freely do well." Pharaoh said, "that you think I doing now?"。

2、甲鱼风波

甲鱼又叫团鱼或鳖，俗称王八。味鲜美，价昂贵。“吃的不买，买的不吃”， 实乃高级礼品，公关丑   星。 某乡派数人携众鳖入城进贡。因其重量不同，又须按“职”分配，为免差错计，故将官 号写于纸上，贴于鳖背。 ……至机关干部住宅楼前，天已晚。不料竹篓倾覆，众甲鱼乘暮色争相逃命，乡人一片 惊呼：“赵局长”跑啦!——那个块头最大的。 快抓住“钱处长”——小心它咬手。 那墙角里黑乎乎的，莫非是“孙科长”?“李秘书”个头小，爬得快，怕是找不到了。

2, turtle storm。

Turtle and call TuanYu or turtle, commonly known as the tortoise. Taste delicious, the price is expensive. "Eat not to buy, buy the do not eat", solid senior gifts, pr ugly stars. MouXiang sent several people join the turtle into town tribute. Because of its different weights, and must according to "responsibility" distribution, in order to avoid mistakes plan, therefore, JiangGuan written in paper, stick at turtle's back. ... To government cadres residential against the building, it is late. Behold, all the turtle piggy overthrown by the dusk scramble to flee for life, XiangRen a exclaimed, "zhao chief" run! The bigger the biggest. - Catch "money director" - be careful it bites the hand. The corner of the mariposa rushed, murphy is "Samson section chief"? "Secretary li"'s smaller, climb quickly, afraid that I can't find it.。

3、迟了

在地铁里，一位男子发现扒手正在掏他的钱包，便幽默地说： “老兄，你来晚了！我今天虽然领   了薪水，但我太太下手比你快 多了！”

3, late

In the subway, a man found pickpocket is cutting his wallet, and humorously said: "man, you came to night! I today although took salary, but my wife lay more quickly than you!"。

4、情书

小伙子在给女朋友的信中写到：“爱你爱得如此之深， 以至愿为你赴汤蹈火。星期六如不下雨，我一定来。

4, love letter

Guy in the letters to his girlfriend wrote: "love your love so much, that would like to give you go through hell. On Saturday as it does not rain, I'll come.。

5、无理抱怨

两个人一起吃饭，只有两条鱼，一大一小。一位先把大 的吃了，另一位勃然大怒。”多不合适！”他抱怨说。”怎 么了？”另一位问。”你吃掉了那条大的，如果我是你就不 会这样做。””你会怎   样呢？””我当然是先吃小的。”” 那好哇，你抱怨什么，那条小鱼不是还在那里吗！”

5 and irrational complain。

Two people eat together, only two fish, a great and a small. A first big eat, another flew into a rage. "Not more suitable!" He complains. "How yao?" Another asked. "You ate that big, if I were you, I would not do so." "How would you like?" "Of course I is first eat small." "That good, you complained, the fish is still there!"。

6、为您保密

甲：”这件事我只告诉你一人，请你千万为我保密。"   乙：”放心，不但我要为你保密，我还要告诉大家都来为你保密。”

6, for your confidential。

A: "this matter I just tell you one person, you must the secret for me." B: "trust, not only I want secret for you, I will tell everybody to be secret for you."。

7、擦玻璃

父亲走进儿子的房间，夸奖道：干得好，儿子！窗户又干净又明亮，你是用肥皂水擦的吗？   儿子：没有，爸爸，我用的是锤子。

7, wipe glass

Father entered the son's room, praise, way: well done, son! The window and clean and bright, you are using soap water wipe? Son: no, dad, I am using a sledgehammer.。

8、开学

小学开学了，刚满6岁的冬冬不肯到学校上学。妈妈向冬冬解释，小朋友满6岁就要去上学，一直到15岁。最后冬冬终于在书桌前坐下来，满含热泪地问：等我15岁的时候，您会记得来接我吗？

8, opening

Elementary school begins, just over 6 years old of winter winter will not come to school. Mother to dongdong explanation, children with 6 years old shall go to school, until 15 years old. Last winter winter finally before desk sat down and full of tears to ask: when I was 15, you will remember pick me up?。

仅供参考！！！！！

求10篇30-40字的英文小故事。要有题目和作者。（可以不是真的，乱作也可以）

shout过去式：shouted。

读法：英 ['ʃaʊtɪd]　美 ['ʃaʊtɪd]　

原级：shout

第三人称单数：shouts

第三人称复数：shouts

现在分词：shouting

释义：呼，喊，叫( shout的过去式和过去分词 )；大声讲。

例句：

1、Shouted the children in the from of the crowd.。

站在人群前面的孩子们欢叫着。

2、They shouted in gay abandon.。

他们放肆地大声喊叫。

扩展资料

shouted的同近义词：exclaimed 。

读法：英 [ɪk'skleɪmd]  美 [ɪk'sklemd]。

释义：v. 大叫，呼喊（exclaim的过去分词形式）

短语：

1、She exclaimed 她感叹道。

2、It Exclaimed 她大声地说道。

3、Jacob Exclaimed 雅各布感叹道。

4、Lizzie Exclaimed 莉齐感叹道。

5、Alex Exclaimed 亚历惊呼。

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The Thirsty Pigeon口渴的鸽子。

A PIGEON, oppressed by excessive thirst, saw a goblet of water painted on a signboard. Not supposing it to be only a picture, she flew towards it with a loud whir and unwittingly dashed against the signboard, jarring herself terribly. Having broken her wings by the blow, she fell to the ground, and was caught by one of the bystanders.。

Zeal should not outrun discretion.。

有只鸽子口渴得很难受，看见画板上画着一个水瓶，以为是真的。他立刻呼呼地猛飞过 去，不料一头碰撞在画板上，折断了翅膀，摔在地上，被人轻易地捉住了。

这是说，有些人想急于得到所需的东西，一时冲动，草率从事，就会身遭不幸。

The Raven and the Swan乌鸦和天鹅。

A RAVEN saw a Swan and desired to secure for himself the same beautiful plumage. Supposing that the Swan's splendid white color arose from his washing in the water in which he swam, the Raven left the altars in the neighborhood where he picked up his living, and took up residence in the lakes and pools. But cleansing his feathers as often as he would, he could not change their color, while through want of food he perished.。

Change of habit cannot alter Nature.。

乌鸦非常羡慕天鹅洁白的羽毛。他猜想天鹅一定是经常洗澡，羽毛才变得如此洁白无 瑕。于是，他毅然离开了他赖以生存的祭坛，来到江湖边。他天天洗刷自己的羽毛，不但一 点都没洗白，反而因缺少食物饥饿而死。

这故事是说，人的本性不会随着生活方式的改变而改变。

The Goat and the Goatherd 山羊与牧羊人。

A GOATHERD had sought to bring back a stray goat to his flock. He whistled and sounded his horn in vain; the straggler paid no attention to the summons. At last the Goatherd threw a stone, and breaking its horn, begged the Goat not to tell his master. The Goat replied, "Why, you silly fellow, the horn will speak though I be silent."。

Do not attempt to hide things which cannot be hid.。

很多山羊被牧羊人赶到羊圈里。有一只山羊不知在吃什么好东西，单独落在后面。牧羊 人拿起一块石头扔了过去，正巧打断了山羊的一只角。牧羊人吓得请求山羊不要告诉主人， 山羊说：“即使我不说，又怎能隐瞒下去呢？我的角已断了，这是十分明显的事实。”

这故事说明，明显的罪状是无法隐瞒的。

The Miser守财奴

A MISER sold all that he had and bought a lump of gold, which he buried in a hole in the ground by the side of an old wall and went to look at daily. One of his workmen observed his frequent visits to the spot and decided to watch his movements. He soon discovered the secret of the hidden treasure, and digging down, came to the lump of gold, and stole it. The Miser, on his next visit, found the hole empty and began to tear his hair and to make loud lamentations. A neighbor, seeing him overcome with grief and learning the cause, said, "Pray do not grieve so; but go and take a stone, and place it in the hole, and fancy that the gold is still lying there. It will do you quite the same service; for when the gold was there, you had it not, as you did not make the slightest use of it."。

有个守财奴变卖了他所有的家产，换回了金块，并秘密地埋在一个地方。他每天走去看 看他的宝藏。有个在附近放羊的牧人留心观察，知道了真情，趁他走后，挖出金块拿走了。 守财奴再来时，发现洞中的金块没有了，便捶胸痛哭。有个人见他如此悲痛，问明原因后， 说道：“喂，朋友，别再难过了，那块金子虽是你买来的，但并不是你真正拥有的。去拿一 块石头来，代替金块放在洞里，只要你心里想着那是块金子，你就会很高兴。这样与你拥有 真正的金块效果没什么不同。依我之见，你拥有那金块时，也从没用过。”

这故事说明，一切财物如不使用等于没有。

The Wolf and the Lamb 狼与小羊。

WOLF, meeting with a Lamb astray from the fold, resolved not to lay violent hands on him, but to find some plea to justify to the Lamb the Wolf's right to eat him. He thus addressed him:"Sirrah, last year you grossly insulted me." "Indeed," bleated the Lamb in a mournful tone of voice, "I was not then born." Then said the Wolf , "You feed in my pasture." "No, good sir," replied the Lamb, "I have not yet tasted grass." Again said the Wolf, "You drink of my well." "No," exclaimed the Lamb, "I never yet drank water, for as yet my mother's milk is both food and drink to me." Upon which the Wolf seized him and ate him up, saying, "Well! I won't remain supperless, even though you refute every one of my imputations."。

The tyrant will always find a pretext for his tyranny.。

一只小羊在河边喝水，狼见到后，便想找一个名正言顺的借口吃掉他。于是他跑到上游，恶狠狠地说小羊把河水搅浑浊了，使他喝不到清水。小羊回答说，他仅仅站在河边喝水，并且又在下游，根本不可能把上游的水搅浑。狼见此计不成，又说道：“我父亲去年被你骂过。”小羊说，那时他还没有出生。狼对他说：“不管你怎样辩解，反正我不会放过 你。”

这说明，对恶人做任何正当的辩解也是无效的。

The Bat and the Weasels蝙蝠与黄鼠狼。

A BAT who fell upon the ground and was caught by a Weasel pleaded to be spared his life. The Weasel refused, saying that he was by nature the enemy of all birds. The Bat assured him that he was not a bird, but a mouse, and thus was set free. Shortly afterwards the Bat again fell to the ground and was caught by another Weasel, whom he likewise entreated not to eat him. The Weasel said that he had a special hostility to mice. The Bat assured him that he was not a mouse, but a bat, and thus a second time escaped.。

It is wise to turn circumstances to good account.。

蝙蝠掉落在地上，被黄鼠狼叼去，他请求饶命。黄鼠狼说绝不会放过他，自己生来痛恨鸟类。蝙蝠说他是老鼠，不是鸟，便被放了。后来蝙蝠又掉落了下来，被另一只黄鼠狼叼住，他再三请求不要吃他。这只黄鼠狼说他恨一切鼠类。蝙蝠改口说自己是鸟类，并非老 鼠，又被放了。这样，蝙蝠两次改变了自己的名字，终于死里逃生。

这故事说明，我们遇事要随机应变方能避免危险。

The Ass and the Grasshopper 驴子与蚱蜢。

AN ASS having heard some Grasshoppers chirping, was highly enchanted; and, desiring to possess the same charms of melody, demanded what sort of food they lived on to give them such beautiful voices. They replied, "The dew." The Ass resolved that he would live only upon dew, and in a short time died of hunger.。

驴子听见蚱蜢唱歌，被美妙动听的歌声所打动，自己也想能发出同样悦耳动听的声音，便 羡慕地问他们吃些什么，才能发出如此美妙的声音来。蚱蜢答道：“吃露水。”驴子便也只吃露水，没多久就饿死了。

这个故事告诉人们不要企望非份之物。

The Lion and the Mouse 狮子与报恩的老鼠。

A LION was awakened from sleep by a Mouse running over his face. Rising up angrily, he caught him and was about to kill him, when the Mouse piteously entreated, saying: "If you would only spare my life, I would be sure to repay your kindness." The Lion laughed and let him go. It happened shortly after this that the Lion was caught by some hunters, who bound him by strong ropes to the ground. The Mouse, recognizing his roar, came and gnawed the rope with his teeth and set him free, exclaiming:。

"You ridiculed the idea of my ever being able to help you, expecting to receive from me any repayment of your favor; now you know that it is possible for even a Mouse to con benefits on a Lion."。

狮子睡着了，有只老鼠跳到了他身上。狮子猛然站起来，把他抓住，准备吃掉。老鼠请求饶命，并说如果保住性命，必将报恩，狮子轻蔑地笑了笑，便把他放走了。不久，狮子真的被老鼠救了性命。原来狮子被一个猎人抓获，并用绳索把他捆在一棵树上。老鼠听到了他 的哀嚎，走过去咬断绳索，放走了狮子，并说：

“你当时嘲笑我，不相信能得到我的报答， 现在可清楚了，老鼠也能报恩。” 这故事说明，时运交替变更，强者也会有需要弱者的时候。

Fox and cock

One morning a fox sees a cock.He。

think,"This is my breakfast.''。

He comes up to the cock and says,"I know。

you can sing very well.Can you sing for me?''The。

cock is glad.He closes his eyes and begins。

to sing.The fox sees that and caches him in his mouth and carries him away.。

The people in the field see the fox.They cry,"Look,look!The fox is carrying the cock away.''The cock says to the fox,"Mr Fox,do you understand?The people say you are carrying their cock away.Tell them it is yours.Not theirs.''。

The fox opens his mouth and says,"The cock is mine,not yours.''Just then the cock runs away from the fox and flies into the tree.。

狐狸和公鸡

一天早上，一只狐狸看到了一只公鸡。他想：这是我的早餐。

他朝公鸡走来，对他说：“我知道，你能唱得非常好听，你能唱给我听么？濑户早妃”公鸡很高兴。他闭上眼睛开始唱歌。狐狸看到这些抓住它放到自己的嘴里走了。

在田地里的人们看到了狐狸。大喊大叫：“看，看！狐狸抓住公鸡逃走了。”公鸡对狐狸说：“狐狸先生，你能理解么？人们认为你叼走了公鸡。告诉他们这是你的，不是他们的。”

狐狸张开她的嘴说：“公鸡是我的，不是你们的。”就在那时，。公鸡跑到了树底下。

One day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, chick just got out of its egg shell.。

一天，老师带学生到养鸡场参观，当他们走近孵化器时，刚好一只小鸡破壳而出。

"It's wonderful to see a little thing come out from the egg shell, isn't it？" the teacher said.。

“看见一个小生命从蛋壳里出来，岂不是很奇妙的吗？”老师说。

"Yes, sir." said one of the boys, " but it would be more wonderful if we knew how a chick gets in to its eggs hell before hand."。

“是的，老师。”一个男学生说，“可是，如果我们知道它是怎样事先钻进蛋壳里的那就更奇妙了。”

二

I'm Trying to Stop It。

"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"。

"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it."。

“孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了吗？”

“没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。”

三

“I'm sorry ，Madam ，but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .”

“Twenty d ollars! Why ，I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”

“Yes ，but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .”

“对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”

“20美元！为什么？不是说好只要4美元。”

“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。”

四

Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now，can anyone give me a good example?。

John：Well ，in the summer the days are long，and in the winter the days are short.。

老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在，谁给我举个例子？

约翰：嗯，在夏天天都长，在冬天天都短。

猫和玉米The Cats and The Corn。

The cats from the cat village went to the river for a picnic.。

A cat found a corn stalk.。

What can the cats do with the corn stalk?。

He must be hungry.He is eating the kernels of corn.。

Oh,look!He stopped eating.。

Meow made a new tooth from a kernel of corn!。

This cat ate the ear of corn.。

He made a harmonica out of the corncob.。

Oh,look!The cats are brushing their teeth with the Harmonica.”Chi-ka,chi-ka.”Up and down,up and down.。

That’s right.Teeth have to be cleaned after eating.Good cat!。

The cats are thinking of something.They are full and have brushed their teeth.Now it’s time to play.What game can they play with the corn?。

First,this cat is making a net with corn silks.。

Yes!!He must be planning to catch his favorite fish.。

The stalks and the leaves of the corn are being made into a sailboat.The corn stalks are woven into a raft.The sails are made by attaching the leaves.。

“Lu=Lu,La-La!Lu-Lu,La-La!”

One cat plays the harmonica as the other cats ride on their sailboat.Another cat brought a net.。

He is going to catch some fish.Aren’t they very funny cats?。

英文童话译文：猫和玉米

来自猫村庄的猫去河边野餐。

一只猫发现了一根玉米杆。

猫会如何处置这根玉米杆呢？

他一定饿了。他正在吃玉米粒。

噢，瞧！他停止吃了。

猫咪新咬了一排牙印在玉米粒上！

这只猫吃掉了玉米穗。

他把玉米棒子弄得象口琴一样。

噢，瞧！猫咪们正在用口琴刷牙。

“奇-卡，奇-卡。”上下，上下。

对了。在吃东西以后，牙齿必须被清洁。好猫咪！

猫咪们正在想一些事情。他们吃饱了而且刷了牙。

现在是时间玩耍了。他们能用玉米玩什么呢？

首先，这只猫用玉米丝穗编了一张网。

是的！他一定是计划捕捉他喜欢的鱼。

玉米的茎和叶子被做成了一只小帆船。

玉米杆儿被编成了一只筏子。

这些船帆是通过绑上叶子做成的。

“噜-噜，啦-啦！噜-噜，啦-啦！”

在其他猫乘上帆船时，一只猫吹着口琴。

另一只猫带来了网。他打算捕一些鱼。

他们难道不是一些非常有趣的猫么？

But the teacher cried。

The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.。

When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.。

"Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?"。

"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"。

可是老师哭了

六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点，可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是闹。他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。

约翰放学了，他奶奶在门口接他并问道：“学校怎么样？你过的好吗？哭了没有？”

“哭？”约翰问，“不，我没哭，可老师哭了。”

A Bet

Two pals are sitting in a pub watching the eleven-'clock news.A reporter comes on about a man threatening to jump from the 20th floor of a downtown building.One friend turns to the other and says,'I'll bet you ten bucks the guy doesn't jump.'。

'It's a bet,' agrees his buddy.。

A few minutes later, the man on the ledge jumps,so the loser hands his pal a $10 bill.'I can't take your money,'his friend admits.'I saw him jump earlier on the six-o'clock news.'。

'Me,too,'says the other buddy.'But I didn't think he'd do it again.。

打赌

两个好朋友正坐在一家小酒馆内观看十一点的电视新闻。一则新闻报道说，有个男人威胁要从商业区一座大楼的二十层跳下去。一位朋友转身对另一位说道：“我敢赌十块钱，那家伙不会往下跳。”

“赌就赌，”他的朋友欣然同意。

几分钟后，站在墙檐上的男人跳了下去，因而赌输的那位交给他的朋友一张十元的钞票。“我不能拿你的钱，”他的朋友承认道，“早在六点的新闻里，我就已见他跳下去了。”

“我也是，”另一位说，“可我想他不会再跳了！”

Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy."。

Her mother interrupted and said. "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?"。

And Julie replied, "Because that's what I put in my geography exam!"。

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朱莉叶在做睡前祷告。“上帝，求求你，”她说，“让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。”

妈妈打断她的话说：“朱莉叶，为什么求上帝让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都呢？”

朱莉叶回答道：“因为我在地理考卷上是这样写的。”

Nest and Hair

My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.。

"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.。

"I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.。

"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .。

"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "。

Notes:

1 inform v.告诉

2 nest n.窝；巢

3 description n.描述。

4 encourage v.鼓励。

5 resemble v. 相似；类似。

鸟窝与头发

我姐姐是一位小学老师。一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外 的树上垒了个窝。

“是什么鸟呢？”我姐姐问她。

“我没看到鸟儿，老师，只看到鸟窝。”那孩子回答说。

“那么，你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗？”我姐姐鼓励她道。

“哦，老师，就像你的头发一样。”

I've Just Bitten My Tongue。

"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.。

"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"。

"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "。

Notes:

1 poisonous adj.有毒的。

2 Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因为我刚咬了自己的舌头。 句中 Cause 是 Because 的缩略形式。

我刚咬破自己的舌头

“我们有毒吗？”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。

“是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么？”

“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”

A Woman Who Fell。

It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?"。

摔倒的女人

上下班高峰期，我匆匆奔向纽约豪华中心站去赶一趟火车。接近门口，一位肥胖的中年妇女从后面冲过来，没想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了脚，仰面滑倒了。她的惯性使她接近了我的脚。我正准备扶她，她却自己爬了起来。她镇定了一下，对我挤了一下眉，说道：“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗？”

求初一上英语作文20篇

1.Good Question。

The librarian went over to the small, noisy boy. "Please be quiet!" she admonished. "The people near you can't read!"。

"They can't?" the lad said inquisitively. "Then what are they doing here?"。

妙问

图书管理员走到不安静的小男孩身边。“请安静！”她告诫道。“你周围的人看不了书！”

“看不了？”小孩好奇地问道。“那他们在这儿干什么？”

An Energetic wife。

Neighbour: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?。

Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window.。

Neighbour : Your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise?。

Husband: I… I happened to be inside the coat.。

精力旺盛的妻子

邻居：昨天夜里我听见你家屋前有很大的声音，你们出了什么事吗？

丈夫：没什么。我的妻子有点不高兴，把我的大衣给扔到窗外去了。

邻居：你的大衣？扔大衣怎么会有那么大的声音？

丈夫：我……我恰好也在大衣里面。

3.A Satisfactory Substitute。

A neighbor boy knocked at the door.。

"Can Timmy come out and play with me?" he asked.。

"I'm sorry, but Timmy is taking his nap," Timmy's mother replied.。

"Then can Timmy's new bike come out and play?" he inquired hopefully.。

满意的替换

邻居的男孩敲门。

“蒂米能出来和我玩吗？”他问道。

“对不起，蒂米正睡午觉呢，”蒂米的妈妈答道。

“那蒂米的新自行车能出来玩吗？”他满怀希望地问道。

4. More Experienced。

"Your Honor," the accused hit-and-run driver's lawyer pleaded, "that man who was injured must have been careless. My client is an experienced driver of more than 20 years."。

"If experience is the issue here, " the other attorney countered, "my client has been walking for over fifty years.。

更是老手

“大人，”被告逃逸司机的律师辩护说，“那个受伤的人一定是自己粗心。我的当事人是一个有20多年驾龄的老手。”

“如果这里的问题在于经验的话，”另一位律师说，“我的当事人已有了50多年的走龄。”

5. Not Difficult。

The duck hunters had been waiting hours for some ducks to show up. Finally a lone duck flew by and everybody missed except one hunter who had been belting down a bottle of whiskey.。

His pals asked him how on earth he had hit the thing.。

"That's easy, " he replied, "you ought to be able to hit something when a flock that big goes by."。

一点不难

打野鸭的猎手一连几小时等着野鸭露面。终于一只孤鸭飞了过来。除了一个灌了一瓶威士忌的人，别人都没打中。

同伴问他究竟是怎么射中的。

“一点儿不难，”他答道，“当那么一大群飞过时，你总能打到点什么。”

6.Vice-president。

A man who had just been promoted to vice-president boasted so much about it to his wife that she finally retorted, "Vice-presidents are a dozen a dime. Why, in the supermarket they even have a vice-president in charge of prunes."。

Furious, the husband phoned the supermarket in the expectation of refuting his wife. He asked to speak to the vice-president in charge of prunes.。

"Which kind? " was the reply. "Fresh or dried? "。

副总裁

刚被提升为副总裁的丈夫向妻子大吹大擂，妻子终于反驳道：“副总裁一毛钱买一打。你看超级市场里甚至有一名负责李子的副总裁呢。”

恼怒的丈夫立即给超级市场打电话，准备驳斥妻子。他要求与负责李子的副总裁通话。

“管哪方面的？”对方答道。“鲜货还是干货？”

7.Smart Customer。

The butcher placed his last roast on the scale. "That'll be $ 3.95, " he told the customer.。

"That one's too small. "。

The canny butcher returned the roast to the refrigerator, paused a moment, then took it out again. "This one, " he announced, "will be $ 4.80. "。

The customer smiled, "I'll take them both. "。

聪明的顾客

屠夫把最后一块烤肉放在磅秤上。“3元9角5分，”他对顾客说。

“这块太小。”

狡猾的屠夫把烤肉放回冰箱里，过了一会儿，又将它取了出来。“这块，”他吆喝道，“4元8角。”

顾客笑道：“两块我都要了。”

8.Sudden Realization。

Two teenagers on a tour of a modern art gallery found themselves alone in a room of modern sculpture. Staring at the twisted pipes, broken glass, and tangled shapes, one of them said, "Let's get out of here before they accuse us of wrecking this place. "。

恍然大悟

两个少年去参观一家当代艺术美术馆，发现在现代雕塑的一间展室里只有他们两人。看着那些扭曲的铁管、破碎的玻璃和杂乱的形状，其中一个说道：“咱们出去吧，别让人家以为是咱们把这儿糟踏成这个样子的。”

9.Full Name

"Do you know the name of the little boy who sits behind you, Rosalie? " Mother asked the first-grader.。

"His name is Jimmy, " Rosalie answered.。

"Jimmy who? " asked Mother.。

"His whole name is Jimmy Sitdown, " said Rosalie, "that's what the teacher calls him. "。

全名

“罗莎莉，知道你后面坐的小男孩叫什么吗？”妈妈问上一年级的女儿。

“他叫吉米，”罗莎莉答道。

“吉米什么？”妈妈追问道。

“他的全名叫吉米·坐下，”罗莎莉说，“老师就那么叫他的。”

10.Not That Bad。

"It looks like a bad storm is coming up, " said the hostess, "you'd better stay for dinner. "。

"Oh, thanks, " said the guest absently, "but I don't think it will be that bad. "。

还不至于如此

“看来要下暴雨了，”女主人说，“你还是留下来吃晚饭吧。”

“谢谢，”客人心不再焉地回答道，“但我看还不至于如此。”

11.Result Of Laziness。

A teacher asked a class to write an essay on "The Result of Laziness. "。

And what a bright but lazy boy in the class handed in as his composition was but a blank sheet of paper.。

懒惰的结果

老师要求学生写一篇作文，题目是“懒惰的结果。”

班上一个男孩既懒又聪明，他交上来的只是一张白纸。

12.Only One Who Could Answer。

His name was Johnny, and one day he came home from school looking so miserable that his mother was worried. "What is wrong? " She finally asked. Out of his trousers pocket, Johnny fished a note from the teacher which said, "Johnny has been a very naughty boy. Please have a serious talk with him. "。

"What did you do? " asked Mother.。

"Nothing, " sobbed Johnny, "except that the teacher asked a question and I was the only one who could answer it. "。

"H'm , " murmured Mother, "what was the question? "。

"Who put the dead mouse in my drawer? " answered Johnny.。

只有他能答得出

一天，约翰尼放学回家后脸色特别难看，他妈妈非常焦急。“怎么啦？”她问道。约翰尼从裤兜里掏出老师的一张便条，上面写着：“约翰尼这孩子非常调皮，请认真地和他谈谈。”

“你干什么了？”妈妈问道。

“没什么，”约翰尼抽泣道，“就是老师问了一个问题，只有我答得出。”

“嗯，”妈妈沉吟道，“那是什么问题呢？”

“是谁把死耗子放在我抽屉里的？”约翰尼答道。

13.What Lincoln Did?。

Father: Get up, son. When Lincoln was your age, do you know what he was doing?。

Son: No, Dad, I don't. But I do know what he was doing when he was your age.。

林肯在干什么？

父亲：儿子，快起床。林肯在你这么大年龄的时候，你知道他在干什么吗？

儿子：不知道，不过我确实知道他在你那么大年纪时在干什么。

14.Good Answer

Interviewing an applicant for a chauffeur's job, a man said, "Now, I want a very careful chauffeur, one who doesn't take the slightest risk. "。

The applicant responded, "I'm your man, sir. Can I have my salary in advance? "。

妙答

在招聘司机面试时，主考人说道：“我所需要的，是一个十分小心的司机，绝对不冒任何危险。”

应试者答道：“先生，我正是你要的人。我能预支工资吗？”

15.Hint

Leaving a plush dinner club one night, a miserly gentleman stalked right past the doorman without tipping him.。

Nevertheless, the doorman helped the man into the car with a flourish and said pleasantly, "By the way, in case you happen to lose your wallet on the way home, sir , just remember that you didn't pull it out here. "。

暗示

一天晚上，在离开一家豪华的餐馆俱乐部时，一位吝啬的先生大摇大摆地从服务员身边径直走过而没有给小费。

尽管如此，服务员还是潇洒地把那个人送进车里，并愉快地说道：“顺便说一句，如果你在回家的路上碰巧丢了钱包，千万记住，你没在这儿掏过。”

16.Good Reason

First mechanic: Which do you prefer, leather or fabric for the upholstery in cars?。

Second mechanic: I like fabrics. Leather is too hard to wipe your hands on.。

好理由

修理工甲：汽车里的车套你喜欢哪种，皮革的还是化纤的？

修理工乙：化纤的。皮革的擦手太硬了。

17.Postage

If it's true the world's getting smaller, why do they keep raising the price of postage?。

邮费

如果这个世界真的是越来越小，那为什么邮费总是在涨？

18.Dumb Action

The teacher asked his pupils to write an essay telling what they would do if they had a million dollars. Every student except Willie began writing immediately.。

Willie sat idle, twiddling his fingers and watching the flies on the ceiling.。

"How is this , Willie? " asked the teacher. "Is this your essay? All the other pupils have written two sheets or more while you haven't done anything!"。

"Well, " replied Willie, "that's what I'd do if I had a million dollar!"。

哑剧

老师让学生写篇作文，谈谈他们如果有100万美元会干什么。所有的学生立刻写了起来，威利却不然。

他坐着发呆，搓着手指头，盯着天花板上的苍蝇。

“怎么了，威利？”老师问道。“你就这样写作文吗？其他同学都写了2页或更多了，而你什么都没干！”

“是啊，”威利应道，“我要是有100万美元的话，那就是这个样子。”

19.Reason

A mother asked her son who had just returned from a youth group's car-washing project, "What was the least amount anyone paid you? "。

He replied, "One man gave us just fifty cents. "。

His mother said, "That's not very much. "。

"I know, " he explained, "but maybe it's because we hosed his car before the windows were rolled up. "。

原因

儿子参加少年洗车小组活动回来后，妈妈问道：“钱给得最少的是多少？”

他答道：“有个人只给了5毛钱。”

妈妈说：“是不多。”

“我知道不多，”儿子解释道，“或许是由于他还没摇上窗户，我们就开始冲水的缘故。”

20.Typical

A wife was telling her neighbor about her fishing trip with her husband, "I did everything wrong on the trip. I talked too loud, I made too much noise, I used the wrong bait, I reeled in too soon, and I caught more fish than he did. "。

典型的

一位妻子正向邻居谈她和丈夫的钓鱼之行：“我一路上尽出错。我说话声音太高，弄出的响声太大，我用错了鱼饵，起钩太早，可我抓到的鱼比他多。”

21.Fond Of Him

"I suppose the baby is fond of you, " said the visitor to the new father.。

"Fond of me? Why, he sleeps all day when I'm not at home and stays up all night to enjoy my company, " answered the proud father.。

偏爱

“看来宝宝挺喜欢你的，”客人对刚当上爸爸的主人说道。

“喜欢？可不，我不在家的时候他整天睡觉，然后整晚不睡让我陪着他，”自豪的父亲答道。

22.A Long Time

Greta Garbo was invited to a Hollywood dinner which was attended also by Dr. Albert Einstein. Having some vague idea as to Dr. Einstein's status, Greta turned to him during the dinner and remarked, "Doctor, I understand that you have a great theory. Won't you please explain it all to me? "。

"My dear lady, " said Einstein, "I' m afraid there will not be time enough during the dinner to explain the theory of relativity, but perhaps I can tell you about the law of gravitation, which is really a prerequisite. "。

So Dr. Einstein went on to tell her all about the phenomenon of gravity and its consequences. Upon the conclusion of his discourse, Greta seemed very impressed and said to him, "Well, for goodness' sake, Doctor, how long has this been going on? "。

许久

格丽泰·嘉宝应邀出席好莱坞晚宴，阿尔伯特·爱因斯坦博士也在场。格丽泰对爱因斯坦博士的身份有些模糊印象，因而就在席间转向他说道：“博士，好像你有一个伟大的理论。能否请你解释一遍？”

爱因斯坦说：“亲爱的女士，这会儿解释相对论恐怕时间不够。不过或许我可以给你讲讲引力定律，这其实是个前提条件。”

接着爱因斯坦博士就开始向她讲解引力现象及其后果。听完讲解之后，格丽泰似乎很受启发，对他说道：“天哪，博士，这一现象出现多久了？”

23.Not Fair

Two fishermen sitting on a bridge, their lines in the water, made a bet as to who would catch the first fish. One of them got a bite on his line and got so excited that he fell off the bridge.。

"Oh, well, " said the other, "if you're going to dive for them, the bet's off!"。

不公平

两个垂钓者坐在桥上，鱼线在水里漂着，他们打赌看谁能先钓到鱼。其中一个发现鱼咬了钩，因过于激动竟掉下桥去。

“哎，”另一个说道，“如果你下水摸鱼，这个赌就没法打了！”

24.Football

Seeing his first American football game, the Englishman watched one of the teams go into a huddle.。

"What do you think of it? " asked his American friend.。

"It's not a bad sport, " he observed, "but they have too many committee meetings. "。

橄榄球

一个英国人第一次看橄榄球比赛，发现其中一个队挤成一团。

“你觉得怎么样？”他的美国朋友问道。

“这种运动不错，”他评论道，“就是他们的碰头会开得太多。”

25.Doctor And Mechanic。

Doctor Smith phoned Mike, his mechanic, in middle of the night and said, "It's my engine again, Mike. I can't get it started. That car is one big headache! "。

"Well, Doctor, take two aspirins and phone me again in the moring. "。

医生和修理工

史密斯大夫半夜里打电话给他的汽车修理工迈克说：“又是我汽车发动机的问题，迈克。我发动不了，这车子真是让人头痛！”

“那么，大夫，吃两片阿斯匹林吧，明天早上再打电话给我。”

26.Walking Dog

The little boy was making a manful effort to lead a large, shaggy dog. "Where are you taking him? " he was asked.。

"I don't know yet, " the lad replied, "but when he makes up his mind where he wants to go, I'm going to take him there. "。

遛狗

一个小男孩正学大人模样，费力地牵着一条长毛大狗。“带它去哪儿啊？”有人问他。

“还不知道呢，”小孩答道，“但如果狗想好了去哪儿，我就带它去哪儿。”

27.Who For Whom。

Dismayed by the size of the Newfoundland dog given to him for his birthday, the small boy wanted to know, "Is he for me, or am I for him ?"。

谁给谁

小男孩生日时得到一条纽芬兰狗。狗的块头令他害怕不已，便问道：“是把它给我呢，还是把我给它？”

28.Keep It Confidential。

"Don't you and your wife ever have a difference of opinion? "。

"Sure we do -- but I don't tell her about it. "。

保密

“你和你妻子从来没有过不同意见吗？”

“当然有——但我不告诉她。”

29.Stranger

A young mother put her two children to bed, then changed into an oversized sweat shirt and an old pair of blue jeans and proceeded to wash her hair. All during the shampoo she could hear the youngsters growing wilder and noisier.。

She finished as quickly as she could, wrapped a large towel around her head, stormed into the children's room and put them back to bed with a stern warning to stay there.。

As she left she heard her two-year-old say to his brother in a trembling voice, "who was that? "。

陌生人

年轻的妈妈把两个孩子安顿在床上，换上一件肥大的汗衫和一条旧牛仔裤，开始洗头。刚在头上倒上香波，她听到两个小家伙闹得越来越凶了。

她匆忙洗完头，头上裹了条大毛巾，冲进孩子们的房间，把他们放回床上，厉声警告他们呆在那儿。

当她离开时，她听到自己两岁的孩子用颤抖的声音问自己的哥哥：“那是谁？”

30.Inflation

"With the high price of food, my shopping habits have changed, " commented the housewife, "now I fill the shopping cart with money and put the food in my purse. "。

通货膨胀

“食品涨价后，我的购物习惯也变了，”家庭主妇评说道，“现在我用购物车装钱，用钱包装食品。”

33.Salesmanship。

The sales manager was approached by some little Girl Scouts peddling cookies. "Why do you want to see me? " he asked.。

"Because you are so handsome, " smiled one little girl.。

He bought twelve boxes and went back to his desk murmuring, "There is no brighter sales tool than truth. "。

推销术

几名销售糕点的女童子军找到销售经理。他问道：“你们为何要见我？”

“因为你长得帅，”一个小女孩笑着说道。

他买了12盒，回到自己的办公桌前，自言自语地说道：“没有比说真话更聪明的推销手段了。”

35.Accurate

He had found fault with his secretary for altering a sentence in a letter he had dictated.。

"I don't want you to think, " roared the great man, "I want you to take down my words accurately and then type them, neither adding nor leaving out anything I may say. "。

Later in the afternoon the typist brought back the following letter:。

"Dear Smyth: Spell it with a "y" , though that's pure swank on his part. In answer to your letter of--look up the date. We can quote you--tell me, Walter, what's the most we can charge this old buzzard? Very well. We can quote you $ 50 a ton for the goods. If he accepts we shall have to make sure of our money beforehand, for I don't trust him. Awaiting the pleasure of your valued order, yours faithfully."。

精确

他发现了秘书把他口述的一封信的句子作了调整。

“我不需要你有思想，”这位大人物吼道，“我只需要你准确地记下我的话，然后打出来——不要在我说的话里增删任何东西。”

当天下午，打字员送回来如下的一封信：

“亲爱的史米斯：把‘密’改成‘米’，就他喜欢出风头。兹复——查查日期——来函。我们可以向你报价——告诉我，沃尔特，我们最高可以向这个老贪虫开什么价？很好。我们可以向你报价50美元每吨货。如果他接受了，我们得先确保咱们先拿到钱，因为我不信任他。恭候佳音。你诚挚的。”

38.It Changed Him。

"I'm glad to find you as you were, "said the old friend. "Your wealth hasn't changed you. "。

"Well, " replied the candid millionaire, "it has changed me in one thing. I'm now‘ eccentric’ where I used to be impolite, and ‘delightfully witty’ where I used to be rude. "。

改变

“我很高兴你还是老样子，”老朋友说道，“你的财富并没有改变你。”

率直的百万富翁答道：“还是变了一点：过去的无礼成了现在的‘与众不同’，过去的粗鲁成了现在的‘机敏’。”

39.Specialty

First surgeon (leaving operating room):That was close!。

Second surgeon: What do you mean?。

First surgeon: An inch either way and I would have been out of my specialty.。

专业

第一个外科大夫（正要离开手术室）：真玄哪！

第二个外科大夫：怎么啦？

第一个外科大夫：无论向哪边超出1英寸，我就越出自己的专业了。

40.A Problem

The new minister's family was presented with a pie baked by one of the congregation who was a rather poor cook. The pie was inedible, so the minister's wife reluctantly threw it into the garbage.。

The preacher was faced with the problem of thanking the lady, while at the same time being truthful. After much thought, he sent the following note:。

"Dear Mrs. Jones: Thank you for being so kind and thoughtful. I can assure you that pie like yours never lasts long at our house! "。

头疼事

新牧师收到一份馅饼礼品，是教区1名技术欠佳的人烤的。馅饼无法食用，因此牧师的妻子只好将它扔进了垃圾桶。

牧师面临的问题是，既要感谢那位女士，同时又要说真话。绞尽脑汁之后，他送去这样一张便条：

“亲爱的琼斯夫人：感谢你的好意和周到。我可以向你保证，像你馈赠的那种馅饼在我家从来就搁不住！”

42.Her Prayer

Louise, a little girl who had begun life in a happy-go-lucky household, went to spend a few days with a very strict aunt.。

One evening, after a trying day when she had been scolded for her small faults even more than usual, she said her evening prayer. As the aunt passed the bedroom door, she heard, "…and please, make all the bad people good, and the good people a little easier to live with. "。

她的祷告

过惯了逍遥自在生活的小女孩路易丝，到她非常严厉的姨妈家过了几天。

一天，她因为一些小事受到比平时更多的训斥。在难熬的白天过后，她做了晚祷告。当姨妈从她的卧室门口经过时，她听到：“……还有，请一定让所有的坏人都变好，让好人好处一些。”

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