dangly
刘耀文的大沙雕
钟意阿满
一句趣味英语
很简单
dangly [ 'dæŋglɪ] [ 'dæŋglɪ] 。
翻译过来是摇摆、摇晃的意思。
要看你用在什么地方
例如表示人的心态就可以说成是：墙上草。
成绩表示则为不稳定；
等等
合理的理解才可以！
按照中国人的传统方法解释就可以了！
抱起亚轩找小葵
活了一百万次的猫 有没有被翻译成英文 可以帮我翻译一下吗
1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.。
自从我听说“人还是死于天然原因者居多”之后，我就再也不敢拼命吃天然食品了。
2. Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.。
园艺定律：区分益草和害草的办法是，拔出来试试——如果很容易拔掉，就证明它是益草。
3. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.。
如果放在家里的东西找不回来，最容易的办法就是去买个新的回来。
4. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?。
你是否注意到，这年头，自从有了数码摄录机，就再也没人象以前那样老是说不明飞行物的事情了。(幽默的“原因”请见下方的读者评论)。
5. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?。
不慎的时候只要一根火柴就足以引发森林大火，而想点燃一堆篝火却需要整整一盒火柴，真纳闷。
6. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"。
不知道是谁第一个看见母牛，就敢说：“我要使劲挤一挤那两排倒吊着的玩意儿，流出来的是啥俺就喝啥”?。
7. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."。
不知道是谁第一个看见母鸡，就敢说：“看见那只鸡没有?我就等着吃从它屁股里面滚出来的东西。”
8. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?。
胶水为啥就不会粘在胶水瓶里面啊?。
大圣杰锅是
wap歌词大意是什么?
稍稍有些长。是否删减的话你自己看着办吧。
There was a cat who could live for a million years.。
He died a million times, and lived a million times.。
He was a great tiger-striped cat.。
A million people adored the cat,。
And a million people cried when that cat died.。
The cat never cried, not even once.。
Once, the cat was a king's cat.。
The cat hated the king.。
The king was great at war, and was always at war.。
And, he put the cat in a magnificent cage,。
And took him out to war.。
One day, the cat was shot by a flying arrow, and died.。
The king embraced the cat and wailed during the battle.。
The king stopped the war and returned to his castle.。
And, he buried the cat in the castle's garden.。
Once, the cat was a sailor's cat.。
The cat hated the seas.。
The sailor took the cat to all the seas of the world,。
And all the ports of the world.。
One day, the cat fell off the boat.。
The cat could not swim.。
The sailor hurriedly scooped up the cat with his net,。
But the cat was soaked and dead.。
The sailor embraced the cat which was now like a wet rag,。
And wailed in a loud voice.。
And, he buried the cat under the tree。
In a park in a far-away port.。
Once, the cat was the cat of a magician in a circus.。
The cat hated the circus.。
The magician put the cat inside a box every day,。
And cut him in half with a saw.。
Then, he removed the cat, still in one piece,。
Out of the box to receive his applause.。
One day, the magician made a mistake,。
And really cut the cat in half.。
The magician wailed in a loud voice,。
Holding the two parts of the cat in each hand.。
Nobody applauded him.。
The magician then buried the cat behind the circus tent.。
Once, the cat was a burglar's cat.。
The cat hated burglars.。
The burglar walked quietly through the dark town with the cat,。
Just like a cat.。
The burglar robbed only houses with dogs.。
While the dog was barking at the cat,。
The burglar opened the safes.。
One day, the cat was bitten to death by the dog.。
The burglar embraced the cat with the diamonds he stole,。
And walked through the night town wailing in a loud voice.。
Then, he went home and buried the cat in a small yard.。
Once, the cat was the cat of a lonely grandmother.。
The cat hated grandmothers.。
The grandmother looked outside every day from a small window,。
Holding the cat in her arms.。
The cat was asleep all day on top of the grandmother's lap.。
Time passed, and the cat died of old age.。
The frail grandmother embraced the frail dead cat,。
And cried all day.。
The grandmother buried the cat under a tree in the yard.。
Once, the cat was a little girl's cat.。
The cat hated children.。
The girl piggy-backed the cat, and slept clutching the cat.。
When she cried, she wiped her tears on the cat's back.。
One day atop the girl's back,。
The holster to keep the cat secure wound around his neck,。
And the cat died.。
Holding the cat with the dangly neck, the girl cried all day.。
And, she buried the cat under a tree in the yard.。
The cat had no fear of dying.。
Once, the cat wasn't anyone's cat.。
He was a stray cat.。
The cat was able to be his own cat for the first time.。
The cat loved himself.。
Since he was a great tiger-striped cat,。
He became a great stray cat.。
All the female cats wanted to be the cat's wife.。
There were cats that gave him huge fish.。
Others gave him premium mice.。
Some cats brought rare catnip as a gift.。
Other cats licked his tiger fur for him.。
The cat said to all of them—
"I've died a million times! This is so ridiculous now!"。
The cat loved himself more than anyone else.。
But there was just one beautiful white cat 。
That didn't even look at the cat.。
The cat went over next to the white cat, and told her,。
"I died a million times!"。
The white cat just said, "Oh."。
The cat became slightly upset, since he loved himself.。
The next day, and the day after that, 。
The cat went over to the white cat and told her,。
"You haven't even finished one life."。
The white cat just said, "Oh."。
One day, the cat did three somersaults in front of the white cat,。
and said, "I once was a cat for a circus."。
The white cat just said, "Oh."。
The cat started to say, "I have had a million—"。
Then asked the white cat, "Can I be at your side?"。
The white cat said, "Yes."。
The cat stayed by the white cat for a long time.。
The white cat had many cute kittens.。
The cat no longer dared to say "I have had a million—"。
The cat loved the white cat and all the many kittens。
Even more than himself.。
As time passed, the kittens grew up and all went away.。
The cat, satisfied, said, "They became great stray cats now."。
The white cat said, "Yes," and softly purred her throat.。
The white cat had become a grandmother cat.。
The cat purred his throat even more softly.。
The cat thought that he wanted to live forever with the white cat.。
One day, the white cat quietly stopped moving next to the cat.。
The cat cried for the first time in his life.。
Night came, morning came,。
Night came again, and morning came again.。
The cat cried a million times.。
Morning came, night came—
and one afternoon, the cat stopped crying.。
The cat, next to the white cat, quietly stopped moving.。
The cat never came back to life again.。
小韩在追星
幽默一句话
卡迪碧wap歌词大意是：创作者对于爱情的惶恐与无奈之情。
这首歌用词大胆，而wap这首歌的MV也有很多值得琢磨的地方。卡迪碧把wap这首歌发出来以后评论两极分化，有男人的指责，也有女人的追捧，卡迪碧把女性的心声唱了出来。所以卡迪碧就被称作是浦西女王。
卡迪碧wap歌词如下：
Whores in this house。
There're some whores in this house。
There're some whores in this house。
There're some?whores?in this house（Hold up）
I said certified freak, seven days a week。
Wet-ass Pus*y, make that pullout game weak, woo（Ah）
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah。
Yeah, you f**kin' with some wet-ass Pus*y。
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass Pus*y。
Give me everything you got for this wet-ass Pus*y。
Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge。
Extra large and extra hard。
Put this Pus*y right in your face。
Swipe your nose like a credit card。
Hop on top, I wanna ride。
I do a kegel while it's inside。
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes。
This Pus*y is wet, come take a dive。
Tie me up like I'm surprised。
Let's roleplay, I'll wear a disguise。
I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage。
Make it cream, make me scream。
Out in public, make a scene。
I don't cook, I don't clean。
But let me tell you how I got this ring（Ayy, ayy）
Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me（Yeah）
Quick, jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me（Yeah）
I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be（Huh）
I'll run down on him 'fore I have a nigga runnin' me（Pow, pow, pow）
Talk your shit, bite your lip（Yeah）
Ask for a car while you ride that ****（While you ride that ****）
You really ain't never gotta **** him for a thing（Yeah）
He already made his mind up 'fore he came（Ayy, ah）
Now get your boots and your coat for this wet-ass Pus*y（Ah, ah, ah）
He bought a phone just for pictures of this wet-ass Pus*y（Click, click, click）
Pay my tuition just to kiss me on this wet-ass Pus*y（Mwah, mwah, mwah）
Now make it rain if you wanna see some wet-ass Pus*y（Yeah, yeah）
Look, I need a hard hitter, need a deep stroker。
Need a Henny drinker, need a weed smoker。
Not a garden snake, I need a king cobra。
With a hook in it, hope it lean over。
He got some money, then that's where I'm headed。
Pus*y A1 just like his credit。
He got a beard, well, I'm tryna wet it。
I let him taste it, now he diabetic。
I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp。
I wanna gag, I wanna choke。
I want you to touch that lil' dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat。
My head game is fire, punani Dasani。
It's goin' in dry and it's comin' out soggy。
I ride on that thing like the cops is behind me（Yeah, ah）
I spit on his mic and now he tryna sign me, woo。
Your honor, I'm a freak Pus*y, handcuffs, leashes。
Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheatin'。
Put him on his knees, give him somethin' to believe in。
Never lost a fight, but I'm lookin' for a beatin'。
In the food chain, I'm the one that eat ya。
If he ate my ass, he's a bottom-feeder。
Big D stand for big demeanor。
I could make ya bust before I ever meet ya。
If it don't hang, then he can't bang。
You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain。
If he **** me and ask“Whose is it?”
When I ride the ****, I'ma spell my name, ah。
Yeah, yeah, yeah。
Yeah, you f**kin' with some wet-ass Pus*y。
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass Pus*y。
Give me everything you got for this wet-ass Pus*y。
Now from the top, make it drop, that's some wet-ass Pus*y。
Now get a bucket and a mop, that's some wet-ass Pus*y。
I'm talkin' wap, wap, wap, that's some wet-ass Pus*y。
Macaroni in a pot, that's some wet-ass Pus*y, huh。
There's some whores in this house。
There's some whores in this house。
There's some whores in this house。
There's some whores in this house。
There's some whores in this house。
There's some whores in this house。
There's some whores in this house。
There's some whores in this house。
There's some whores in this house。
There's some whores in this house。
小韩在追星
wap歌词原版 卡姐新歌wap原版歌词介绍
走别人的路，让别人无路可走! 。
我就像一只趴在玻璃上的苍蝇,前途一片光明,而我却找不到出路。
老鼠从不浪费晚上的时间，而人类却总是浪费每天这三分之一。
人问：“什么叫乐观派？”
人答：“乐观派就像茶壶一样，屁股都烧得红红的，还有心情吹口哨！”
没有人值得你流泪，值得你流泪的人不会让你流泪！
当大学从我身上下来，提着裤子说：你可以走，但青春必须留下时，我才终于恍然大悟，原来不是我上大学而是大学上了我！ #e{od(u 。
所谓长大，就是你知道了那是什么事；所谓成熟，就是你知道后故意说不知道。
知道看人背后的是智者和唯美主义者，总是背后看人的就是奸雄了。
胆小的伪君子把白的说成灰的；胆大的伪君子把黑的说成灰的，颠倒黑白最成功的不是颠倒黑白，而是删除黑白。
铁杵能磨成针，但木杵只能磨成牙签，材料不对，再努力也没用。
笨人的可怕之处并不在其笨，而在于自作聪明。
学问之美，在于使人一头雾水；诗歌之美，在于成功煽动男女出轨；女人之美，在于蠢得无怨无悔；男人之美，在于说得白日见鬼。
男人长的帅有个屁用呀？到银行能用脸刷卡吗？
如果说唱歌能把狼引来是糟蹋他的话，那么唱歌把狼吓跑算什么呢？
如果你恨一个男人，就把他的女人换成李宇春；如果你恨一个女人，就把她的男人变成李宇春。
此人已死、有事烧纸。人老皮肉松、干啥啥不中。恐惧让你论为囚犯，希望让你重获自由。
正是女人对商场的眷恋，才使商场变得精彩，女人是所有商场的救星，因此建议每个商场的门口都应该贴上：感谢女人。
低头要有勇气，抬头要有底气。 不怕被人利用，就怕自己没用。
好脾气是一个人在社交中所能穿着的最佳服饰。
有时候，我们对别人的小恩小惠感激不尽，却对亲人一辈子的恩情视而不见。
只知刚的人，难免会被折断；只有柔的人，到头来终是懦夫。
再完美的身材，在不爱她的人眼里，也是一种解调侃的作料。
积累久了一定会导致爆发，而爆发多了一定会导致崩溃。
再难再苦，就当自己是二百五，再难再险，就当自己是二皮脸。
你说你这么落后的脑袋还戴个前进帽，你在看你炮轰的发型还留雷劈的缝。
上晓天文，下晓地理，中晓（小）儿科；知阴阳，懂八卦，运筹于帷幄之中，决策于千里之下。
解释就是掩饰，掩饰就是乱编，乱编就是企图，企图没有好意。 B=xzp 。
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不知不觉时间已匆匆，人生往往活在后悔中。 mMF$.jp 。
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光说不练假把势、真材实料真功夫。 "GK;`xx[ 。
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男人不醉女人怎么有小费；女人不醉男人怎么有机会；女人男人都不醉，宾馆怎么有人睡？女人男人都不睡，服务行业怎收费？ f(8WjT^q 。
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商女不知亡国恨、妓女不懂婚外情。 38Rz?LN% 。
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我身为和尚，任务是要把爱分给众生，阿弥托佛，爱床铺好了吗？ + )<A`B 。
}[2&VMvM 。
到了山顶才发现，错误的路和正确的路就差那么几步的距离。 @; qGO$8 。
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你吃的盐比我吃的米还多？那是你口重； fZ PY+!s 。
你过的桥比我走的路还多？那是你懒得动。 8gv}K / 。
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人生自古谁无死，哪个拉屎不用纸。 l\P]<H@<t 。
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乐观者在灾祸中看到机会，悲观者在机会中看到灾祸。 yysXwVQ:Z 。
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生气就是拿别人的错误来惩罚自己。