prayers-80
刘耀文的大沙雕
钟意阿满
小学生英语笑话
These days, people who do manual work 。
often receive far more money than clerks 。
who work in offices. People who work in 。
offices are frequently referred to as' white 。
collar workers' for the simple reason that 。
they usually wear a collar and tie to go to 。
work. Such is human nature, that a great 。
many people are often willing to sacrifice 。
higher pay for the privilege of becoming 。
white collar workers. This can give rise to 。
curious situations, as it did in the case of 。
Alfred Bloggs who worked as a dustman for the 。
Ellesmere Corporation. 。
When he got married, Alf was too embarrassed 。
to say anything to his wife about his job. He 。
simply told her that he worked for the 。
Corporation. Every morning, he left home 。
dressed in a fine blacksuit. He then changed 。
into overalls and spent the next eight hours 。
as a dustman. Before returning home at night, 。
he took a shower and changed back into his suit. 。
Alf did this for over two years and his fellow 。
dustmen kept his secret. AlF's wife has never 。
discovered that she married a dustman and she 。
never will, for Alf has just found another job. 。
He will soon be working in an office as a junior 。
clerk. He will be earning only half as much as 。
he used to, but he feels that his rise in status 。
is well worth the loss of money. From now on, he 。
will wear a suit all day and others will call him 。
'Mr Bloggs', not 'Alf'. 。
不好意思，你悬赏零分，结果还给我提出来这么多要求，是不是有点说不过去呀？你可以自己修改一下下啊，为什么不动动脑筋呢？我的水平就是这样，你要就要，不要就不要，我估计没有第二个人会再帮你了。
确定一定以及肯定。
抱起亚轩找小葵
英文短文，急用。
Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? 。
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 。
猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧？
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer? 。
A: By treading on his corn? 。
如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”，也有“鸡眼”的意思。
Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world? 。
A: The snail. It carries its house on its back. 。
因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子，所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。你说呢？
大圣杰锅是
力求关于芦山地震的英语作文80-100字，，多方面，
（1）Bedtime Prayers 。
Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy." 。
Her mother interrupted and said, "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?" 。
And Julie replied, "Because that/’s what I put in my geography exam!" 。
睡前祷告词
朱莉叶在做睡前祷告。“祷告上帝，”她说，“让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。”
妈妈打断她说：“朱莉叶，你为什么求上帝让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都呢？”
朱莉叶回答说：“因为我在地理考卷上是这么写的。”
NOTE
bedtime prayers睡前祷告 。
Make Naples the capital of Italy让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧 。
Make + do sth是使什么什么怎么样的意思 。
（2）A mobile phone call 。
A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that 。
she was out of credit; she instructed her son - to use his own phone to 。
pass across an urgent message to daddy who is at site. 。
After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that it was a 。
lady that picked up daddy/’s phone the three times he tried reaching dad on 。
the mobile. (Women!!) She waited impatiently for her husband to return from 。
site, immediately she sighted him, she gave him a very hot slap, while the 。
man was trying to ask why? She repeated the slap, people from neighborhood 。
rushed around to know the cause of this. 。
The man asked junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he 。
called, junior said "the number u are Trying To call Is not Reachable At 。
（2）The Moment. Pls Try Again Later".。
Speech-recognition software 。
At a recent Sacramento PC User/’s Group meeting, a company was demonstrating 。
its latest speech-recognition software. 。
A representative from the company was just about ready to start the demonstration and asked everyone in the room to quiet down. 。
Just then someone in the back of the room yelled, 。
"Format C: Return." 。
Someone else chimed in (插嘴）: 。
"Yes, Return"
Unfortunately, the software worked. 。
（3）80 years old 。
An 80-year-old woman married an 85-year-old man. After about 6 months together the woman wasn/’t feeling well and she went to her doctor. The doctor examined and said, "Congratulations Mrs. Jones, you/’re going to be a mother." 。
"Get serious Doctor, I/’m 80." 。
"I know," said the Doctor, "This morning I would have said it was impossible, but this afternoon you are a medical miracle." 。
"I/’ll be *ed," she replied and stormed out of the office. She walked down the hall and around the corner to where the telephones were. In a rage, she dialed her husband. 。
"Hello" she heard in his familiar halting voice. She screamed, "You rotten son of a *. You got me pregnant!" 。
There was a pause on the line. Finally her husband answered "Who/’s calling please?" 。
（4）Logic Reasoning 逻辑推理 。
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic. 。
"Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yellin 。
g for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows that he can/’t swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?" 。
A girl raised her hand and asked, "to draw out all of his savings?" 。
逻辑推理
小学四年级的教师正在给学生们上一堂逻辑课。她举了这么一个例子：“有这样一种情况，一个男人在河中心的船上钓鱼，突然失去重心掉进了水里。于是他开始挣扎并喊救命。他的妻子听到了他的喊声，知道他并不会游泳，所以她就急忙跑向河岸。谁能告诉我这是为什么？” 一个女生举手答道，“是不是去取他的存款？”
小韩在追星
Sending-prayers-and-blessings-your-way，是什么意思
Lushan County Beijing time eight two on April 20, 2013 Sichuan Province Ya'an city (30.3 north latitude, longitude 103) 7 earthquake occurred. The focal depth of 13 km. According to the China Earthquake Administration website news, as of 24 at fourteen thirty, the earthquake was caused 196 deaths, 21 missing, 11470 injured. After the earthquake, Sichuan Province immediately launched an emergency program, military forces emergency sent 2000 people to Lushan, two helicopters have taken off. At present, the Red Cross has allocated 500 tents to the affected areas. The Chinese people at heart, a difficult help comes from all quarters, the people and the people of Ya'an will always stand together.。
中文大意：
北京时间2013年4月20日8时02分四川省雅安市芦山县（北纬30.3,东经103.0）发生7.0级地震。震源深度13公里。据中国地震局网站消息，截至24日14时30分，地震共计造成196人死亡，失踪21人，11470人受伤。地震发生后，四川省立刻启动一级应急程序，军区部队紧急出动2000人赶往芦山，两架直升机已经起飞。目前红十字会已经调拨500挺帐篷调往受灾区域。中国人民心连心，一方有难八方支援，全国人民与雅安人民永远站在一起。
小韩在追星
各国生日习俗英文版
Sending-prayers-and-blessings-your-way。
发送祈祷和祝福你的方式
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